Monday, April 02, 2007

JUST WHO IS STUPID HERE?

ST STUPID'S DAY 2007


I just got back from St. Stupid's Day celebrations...and boy are my knees tired.

As it was a weekend, where the vast majority of the revelers are Hereticks (sick) marching in the parad (sick) led by Bishop Joey and Others! of the First Church of the Last Laugh (truly Stupid People all of them),

I the POPE of the 5th Church of THE 23rd Laugh,
(ID provided on request),

Led the *One True Parade* on through the *Sacred & Holy Stations of St. Stupid*,

All the while doing our Charity Work for the Already Damned by directing Hereticks seeking directions to the false parad.


And why do we do it?

-Do what?

Take This Wholly Mission To Promote STUPIDity!
(well not exactly Mission: Market & NorthWestwards)


-That sounds stupid.

Not as Normal as you.

-What?

The people who attend the false parad ARE BEING STUPID.

But are they BEING STUPID ENOUGH?

-Isn't that sort of a value judgement?

SODOMY PRO SAPIENS

-How Dare you use such Language.
-What could you possibly MEAN by that?!

BUGGER ME IF I KNOW


But back to the *True Parade*:

The Traditional *Sacred & Holy Stations of St. Stupid* were visited where Prone Polymathic Polished Periwinkle Propitiating Rituals were Performed Perfunctorily;

The Tomb of Stupid was visited, but as is so often the case during the lunch hour, Stupid was out to lunch;

Money & Power were worshipped at the usual FED, Banks, Corporate HQs, Ad agencies, Sockbrokers;

A Free Lunch WAS Eaten;

Socks INDEED were Exchanged;

I Testify that I indeed SAW WITH MY OWN EYES A MIRACLE
on the final part our Path of the *Sacred & Holy Stations of St. Stupid* to the cold hard & dark Bankers Heart!

This Miracle that I attest two (sic) was the appearance of TWO HOLY TICKETS Miraculously appearing on the hoods of two Sinning Cars for the Transgression of parking in A White Loading Only Zone. How often must we BE REMINDED:


The White Zones Are For Loading And Unloading ONLY!

The White Zones Are For Loading And Unloading ONLY!

The White Zones Are For Loading And Unloading ONLY!


There were NO Meter Maids Seen! ?!!??!!!!?

CLEAR EVIDENCE for the Miracle of the Two Tickets!

"No Meter Maids seen!" says WITNESS.

Witnesses at the scene were Asked & They CONFIRMED the Miracle.

"No I never saw a Meter Maid put a ticket on that car" says Bystander AT THE SCENE of the Miracle.

Even though the very rare sighting of a Holy Meter Maid elluded us, we were touched by the Holy Presence.


Sin WAS Punished...Yet...Two Cars still have a Chance to Be Saved...Say GABBA GABBA HEY!


Praise Stupid, and thank Goddess for Kneepads!


We were also rewarded for our Faith by a chance to STEAM SOME CLAMS at Scientology Haedqurters (sick).

I Like to Sell e-Meters to Clams,
My Science is Bullshit,
SCAM I AM.


We ar...

-Who "We"?

Would you stop interrupting!

-OK.

So, as the *True Parade* approached the Belly of the Beast, which we rubbed to the appreciation of all engaged parties, we started to see Stupid revelers STILL GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.

We yelled at them, "You're Going The Wrong Way", but they just wouldn't listen.

Finally we arrived at WshPk (sick) and NATURALLY FORGAVE the Consipiracy Duped false parad...urrz (sick) for their Conformism and had a wonderful afternoon enjoying WshPk.

Dinner was raw fish at Sanraku...then back on the Bus for 3 hours.

An absolutely DIVINE ST STUPID'S DAY.




Pictures will be posted soon, I hope.

2 Comments:

Blogger Neil' said...

Stupefying!
Say, you must be a fan of Robert Anton Wilson (like me), with that 5 and 23 stuff.

5:28 PM  
Blogger NiteSkyGirl said...

Wow I just roared while reading this!!
That is hilarious ! a great laugh and I printed it out for my friend in ireland , he will love it!

10:58 PM  

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